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Fings are not lickin' good for KFC in their bid to sell fried chicken to Islamic customers.
They're now being threatened with a boycott by both Muslims AND non-Muslims.
Britain's second biggest fast food chain hoped to woo the Islamic market by opening 86 trial outlets selling halal-only meat - that's from animals slaughtered under strict religious guidelines.
But KFC's target diners insist the chickens are not being killed in the right way and say they will stay away.