It must be November because because Joel Beinin, Professor of Middle East History at Stanford University, was in town. Last November Beinin was telling a SOAS audience that "Israel is heading into the abyss" and that Israel is putting Bedouin "into what would effectively be concentration camps".
At LSE last Tuesday when asked during the Q&A after his talk "Why has the world stood by while Israel built the wall when we boycotted South Africa in the 80s?" Beinin replied, inter alia, that:
"The state of Israel is in some measure a response to western guilt for having sat on their hands during the murder of six million Jews. Now the Palestinians had nothing to do with that but, as Edward Said said, they are 'the victims of the victims'."
Beinin's talk was called High Risk Activism and the Popular Struggle Against the Israeli Occupation in the West Bank and was chaired by well-known Israel boycotter Dr John Chalcraft under the auspices of LSE's Middle East Centre.
The talk was mainly in support of Anarchists Against the Wall founded by Jonathan Pollak. It is a group of "anarchist Jews" who travel to Palestinian villages on the West Bank to join Palestinians protesting against Israel's security wall in what they like to call "non-violent action".
Sometimes these Israelis get hurt in confrontations with IDF soldiers as when Gil Na'amati was apparently shot and injured.
Unsurprisingly Beinin made no mention of why Israel built the wall. His talk was like a parallel universe in which suicide bombings had never happened, in which Hamas did not exist and where the International Solidarity Movement was a force for good in the world.
When I raised this during the Q&A Beinin responded: "Had there not been that extremely harsh repression (by Israel) of the second Intifada there likely wouldn't have been any suicide bombings".
LSE's student audience lapped up all this nonsense with one of them thanking Beinin for giving a "very balanced talk". The lecture theatre was full with 200 students.
Meanwhile, the previous Tuesday I was at SOAS to hear William Mathew from the University of East Anglia give a talk under the auspices of the London Middle East Institute on British Policy and Arab Displacement in Palestine, 1915-23: Contingency, Imperialism, and Double-dealing.
Mathew described a state of affairs leading up to the Balfour Declaration of powerless Arab delegates up against powerful and racist British diplomats and Zionist Jews in London.
Despite the very strong current of anti-Semitism running through Britain's political establishment Mathew said that Britain trusted European Jews more than the Arabs, who they "treated with contempt", to defend Britain's colonial interests in Suez and the trading routes to India.
According to Mathew Chaim Weizmann described Arabs who came to London to lobby British diplomats as a "body of potential blackmailers and trash". And Mathew went into detail about how, in his view, Britain had reneged on its promises in the McMahon-Hussein correspondence of 1915-16.
During this Q&A I asked how, if Arab delegates were so powerless, did they manage to persuade world powers to carve trans-Jordan out of three-quarters of British Mandated Palestine? Mathew's ridiculous response was "I don't know".
So there you have it. Two talks given at two outwardly respectable organisations: The Middle East Centre at LSE and the London Middle East Institute at SOAS. Both speakers gave two completely different reasons for the rise of Israel: For Beinin it was the Holocaust, for Mathew it was all down to the powerlessness of Arabs pitted against powerfully racist Brits and Zionist Jews.
And the theatre of hate continues apace. On Tuesday SOAS' LMEI talk is about the "charismatic" Hassan Nasrallah. I kid you not.